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reattachment:

the stupidity of some people makes me want to do this:

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quickweaves:

Telling white people to stay in their lane is useless cause they couldn’t even stay in their continent

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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